Sugar & Spice

About Me

Monique Mendoza: I shave my legs,I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber shop,but a beauty salon,I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook,I can pump my own gas. I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.My beauty's a masterpiece,and yes,it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles,at any cost. And I don't have a problem,admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies,with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay,to remember the score. I won't lose my hair,I don't get jock itch .And just cause I'm assertive,don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends,"Oh yeah, I can get her" in your dreams, my dear,I can do better!Flowers are okay,but jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, you idiot...Not at my chest? I don't have a problem,with expressing my feelings.I know when you're lying,you look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN,with a classical meaning,straight,even and simple :)